I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
okay that shits in like fucking some parts of Kentucky and texas and shit not in Florida seriously you come live in Florida and tell me what you see cause you are wayyyyyyy off
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| Comment: | IT'S BACK!!!!! |
| Comment: | FOREVER REBLOG!! |
| Comment: | *Trying to correct Did-Yuo-Kno |
| Comment: | THE NOTES!!! |
| Comment: | Want more Hipster on your dash? |
| Comment: | If you don't reblog this you shouldn't have a Tumblr! |
| Comment: | Reblogging because of reasons. |
| Comment: | Only true 90's kids will remember this! |
| Comment: | This needs to be on my blog. |
| Comment: | No blog is complete without this. |
| Comment: | OMG (3 - 10 times in a row) |
| Comment: | I will never not reblog! |
| Comment: | Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard. |
| Me: | Why? |
